Kennedy: Mom, unicorns are real you know.
Me: Gee, I would really love to see a unicorn someday.
Kennedy: Do we eat unicorns?
Me: What'da mean?
Kennedy: I mean, do we eat unicorn bacon like we eat pig bacon?
Oh, little girl, you have a mind that is constantly in motion. Your wild imagination and your fierce curiosity make me smile every day.
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She insists this is the most flattering way to wear a headband.
Roger that, Jane Fonda. |