She's got personality with a capital P

Kennedy:  Mom, unicorns are real you know.
Me:  Gee, I would really love to see a unicorn someday.
Kennedy:  Do we eat unicorns?
Me:  What'da mean?
Kennedy:  I mean, do we eat unicorn bacon like we eat pig bacon?

Oh, little girl, you have a mind that is constantly in motion.  Your wild imagination and your fierce curiosity make me smile every day.

She insists this is the most flattering way to wear a headband.
 Roger that, Jane Fonda.