Easton is bored. Probably of me toting him on errands and scurrying around the house doing domestics. He asks every day to have a friend over. He SO needs preschool. We then talk about being able to go to preschool when you go on the potty and the dialogue goes as follows:
East - "Mommy, sitting on the potty is so boring."
Me - "If you made something happen like pee or poop it would be really exciting! So exciting that I would call all your friends to come over, we'd have a candy party, we'd run wild through the house and sword fight all day long!"
East - "OK Mommy, I'll go on the potty in 3 minutes."
Later in the morning....
East - "Hey Mommy!! I made poop in the potty, come see!!"
Me - "Ummmm East, putting a pine cone in the potty to float is not really going potty."
East - "That IS my poop. Now let's play swords and eat M&M's"
Oy Vey!!